10. The Tsunami that hit Japan asked his permission first ...
9. He gave LeGone James the talents to take to South Beach
8. When he goes on Twitter, system gives him as many characters as he wants
7. The protesters didn't push Hosni Mubarak out of office, a simple short-and-sweet phone call from Charlie did it ...
6. He gets full-functionality, 4G iPhone service with just two Dixie-cups-and-string
5. He's the only person Keyser Söze fears
4. When he goes swimming in the ocean, sharks can only smell Winning in the water, and they leave Charlie alone
3. Spilled milk cries, only if it's Charlie that spilled it
2. He gives Ice Cream "Brain Freeze Headaches"
1. He can get Superman to deliver Kryptonite
Bonus Riffs
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