Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reason Sarah Palin Cancelled Her Bus Tour

News Item: Report: Sarah Palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to Alaska  


10.  Looking to get in line early, for the new, coming iPhone


  9.  Believed, since trade mark of her name came through, if continued tour, would have to sue herself


  8.  Just following history - Didn't Paul Revere take a break during his ride?


  7.  Couldn't miss another minute of the Casey Anthony Trial


  6.  The GPS in Palin's bus is on the same system as United Airlines


  5.  Already quit the Governor's job, what else was left to quit?


  4.  Took advise from LeGone James, to just sit out the last quarter of the tour


  3.  Wanted to get off the road in time to catch Keith Olbermann's debut on CurrentTV


  2.  Has a new idea, to do, kind of, a "Winning" tour, like Charlie Sheen


  1.  Lost the bus to Tobey Maguire in a poker game


 


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