Top Ten Cloves: Things Peyton Manning Might Be Doing While He Recovers From Neck Surgery

News Item: Peyton Manning's receiving stem cell therapy thrusts medical procedures back into sports spotlight


10.  "Hmmm ...Maybe since 'Modern Family' won a lot of Emmy Awards, they might have a spot for me ... A broken-down, ex-football-player, uncle-type role ..."


  9.  With all the doctors working on him, see if they can qualify under President Obama's new "Jobs Plan", maybe get some federal funding out of it ...


  8.  Will have time to figure out just what-the-heck Netflix is doing


  7.  Give Lorne Michaels a call, maybe hook again with 'Saturday Night Live'


  6.  See if Google wants a All-Star endorser for their new "Google Wallet"


  5.  Two words - "Fantasy Football!!!"


  4.  Might check out Sarah Palin, see if she's interested in hooking up with a "Legendary Quarterback"


  3.  "Hmmm ... Yahoo has an opening...I can even do some commercials - Yahooooooo ..."


  2.  Actually, having bolts inserted into both sides of neck and will announce shift to WWE as new terror, evil, bad guy, "Peytonstein"


  1.  "Damn everybody, I've always wanted to be... a lumberjack" 


 


Bonus Peyton Manning Riffs


Dan Childs: Peyton Manning’s Stem Cell Hail Mary


Jay Glazer: Manning chooses speedier recovery


Allen Barra: Goodbye to Peyton Manning, Greatest Quarterback of the 21st Century


Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reasons Peyton Manning Threw Six Interceptions Last Evening


It's a "Who Dat" Kind of World Now!

Top Ten Cloves: Things Bill Belichick Was Thinking, Just Before Going For It On 4th Down

News Item: Bill Belichick enters another elite club

10: Was trying to remember how much change he had in his pocket

9. Thinking that, maybe, he should have jumped into the NY-23 race

8. Feared many will "Unfriend" him on Facebook if he blows the call

7. Instead of coming up with what play to run, was trying to remember the words to the Bon Jovi tune playing in his head

6. Wondering how meddlesome he would be, if Rush Limbaugh owned the Patriots

5. Since he's married now, debated about pointing out, to Tom Brady, the busty cheerleader on the sidelines

4. Was preoccupied with coming up with anagrams of Peyton Manning's name

3. If he blows it, hoping that Sarah Palin's book coming out will bury his gaffe

2. Should have looked at all the films, of the Colts' signal-calling, before the game

1. Not making it puts him in the chute for one of those "Should'a had a V-8" commercials


Bonus Bill Belichoke Riffs

NYT: Colts Pull Off Improbable Win as Patriots’ Gamble Backfires

TSN: Belichick's Decisions Set Him Apart from Other NFL Coaches

Dan Fogarty: Michael Wilbon Leads Charge Against Belichick’s “Arrogant” Play Call

USA Today: Rodney Harrison: 'The worst decision I've ever seen Bill Belichick make'

George Donnelly: Belichick made the right business decision

Monique Walker: Decision by Belichick still one very hot topic




Bonus Bonus!

Top Ten Cloves: Things Brett Favre Can Expect On His Return To The Green Bay Packers

Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reasons Peyton Manning Threw Six Interceptions Last Evening

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Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reasons Peyton Manning Threw Six Interceptions Last Evening

News Item: A night to forget; Manning hits new lows in Colts' bizarre loss to Bolts

10. Couldn't get a good grip - Worried the footballs were made in China and may have that date-rape drug on them

9. California Senator Diane Feinstein told him before the game, that, along with the Telecom Immunity, she'd vote that any interceptions he threw, he'd get immunity also and they won't count against his record

8. Wanted something really good to post on The Wall, in his Facebook profile

7. With the New England Patriots having a bye week, wanted to be extra sure he would get all the headlines today

6. Still pretty rattled, over martial law being dictated over in Pakistan

5. Misunderstanding - Thought the San Diego Chargers defensive backs were on strike, instead of the screen and television writers

4. Was consistently looking over his shoulder, for the kid with the stolen tank to come rolling into the stadium

3. Brought his politics onto the field - Is going to keep throwing interceptions until Vice President Dick Cheney is impeached

2. Two of the interceptions were because Hillary Clinton's campaign asked him to do it

1. "You mean everyone in America doesn't get a free taco from Taco Bell if I throw six interceptions?"

Bonus NFL Links

More Steroid Hearings - The NFL Goes To Congress; McGwire Surprise Witness; Still Not Talking

Developing Story! Tancredo: Shut Down Super Bowl; Says Two Black Coaches "Amounts To Segregation"; Appeals To NFL Commissioner To Make Big Game "Color-Blind"; Biden Weighs In, Backs Coaches

Flutie Sends "Cease-and-Desist" Letter To Media Over 'Hail Mary' References Regarding Surge; Diminutive QB Longtime Copyright Holder; "It Still Feeds My Family"; Says Open To Negotiate On Usage














Two of the interceptions were because Hillary Clinton's campaign asked him to do it