Monday, February 21, 2005

Top Ten Cloves On How Bush Will Screw Up In Europe

10. Arrives late at meeting; Says he had to stay in hotel room to catch 'American Idol'

9. Suggests to Tony Blair that he might 'do alittle better if he had a few Jeff Gannon's sitting under those wigs'

8. Offers to set-up NATO secretary general Jaap de Hoop Scheffer as a rap star in U.S. if he'll go by 'da hoop'

7. Threatens them with getting in line or he'll sic Rumsfeld on them

6. Tries to warm-up Chirac with jokes about 'chocolate-covered frog legs'

5. Winks at and lets the Italians know he's got the Pope in the Dead Pool

4. Tells them of plans to build up NATO with Balco steroids - Same stuff Barry Bonds uses!

3. Slips in that Negroponte already has files on them all

2. Gives King Albert II and Queen Paola the DVD of 'If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium'

1. Attempts to improv a limerick with the word 'Brussels' in it

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