10. A stumble, shirt rumbled, tie askew, cigarette dangling from mouth and cocktail glass on desk - Screw the news, let's party!
9. Looking overweight; Says he has guest spot lined up on Fat Actress
8. A simple 'Goodbye'; Camera follows him out of building and watches as he gets in spaceship and takes off
7. Bewildered; Extreme Makeover came in and redesigned set for a new CBS Reality show in the works
6. Flashes 800 Number at bottom of screen and say he's taking bets on the Michael Jackson case
5. Arm wrestles Mike Wallace
4. Looking buff, will announce has been taking steroids and has try out with Chicago Cubs
3. Will spend the entire 30-minutes defending that he had the Bush National Guard story straight
2. Flashes 900 Number at bottom of screen for new job: Psychic Dan Hotline
1. Irony - Will go retro and deliver the news as Grandfather Clock
9. Looking overweight; Says he has guest spot lined up on Fat Actress
8. A simple 'Goodbye'; Camera follows him out of building and watches as he gets in spaceship and takes off
7. Bewildered; Extreme Makeover came in and redesigned set for a new CBS Reality show in the works
6. Flashes 800 Number at bottom of screen and say he's taking bets on the Michael Jackson case
5. Arm wrestles Mike Wallace
4. Looking buff, will announce has been taking steroids and has try out with Chicago Cubs
3. Will spend the entire 30-minutes defending that he had the Bush National Guard story straight
2. Flashes 900 Number at bottom of screen for new job: Psychic Dan Hotline
1. Irony - Will go retro and deliver the news as Grandfather Clock
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