10. Strong-arm DeLay to get his lobbyists to fork over more money
9. If he gets the Social Security Bill he wants, can throw in a few Private Retirement Accounts
8. To underscore his position, make all congressman and senators ride bicycles to work
7. Conveniently, invite Senate and Congress Leaders to discuss bill over lunch - at Hooter's
6. Start having 'Energy Renditions' - Invite Saudi Prince over again; Hold him hostage until they lower the price for crude
5. Ahhh, the hell with it … We'll just invade and occupy the entire Middle East
4. Forget filibusters; Arizona Minutemen will patrol Capital Hill, not letting anyone leave until the bill is passed
3. If Bolton gets confirmed, we'll have him deal with Annan - We have plenty of food we can trade for oil
2. Presidential Pardon to 'Kenny Boy' and have him get the old Enron gang together to figure it all out
1. Rally the Right and start having Energy Bill Sundays!
9. If he gets the Social Security Bill he wants, can throw in a few Private Retirement Accounts
8. To underscore his position, make all congressman and senators ride bicycles to work
7. Conveniently, invite Senate and Congress Leaders to discuss bill over lunch - at Hooter's
6. Start having 'Energy Renditions' - Invite Saudi Prince over again; Hold him hostage until they lower the price for crude
5. Ahhh, the hell with it … We'll just invade and occupy the entire Middle East
4. Forget filibusters; Arizona Minutemen will patrol Capital Hill, not letting anyone leave until the bill is passed
3. If Bolton gets confirmed, we'll have him deal with Annan - We have plenty of food we can trade for oil
2. Presidential Pardon to 'Kenny Boy' and have him get the old Enron gang together to figure it all out
1. Rally the Right and start having Energy Bill Sundays!
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