10. You go shopping for a new car and you come home with a bus
9. Your dry cleaner starts charging you double, to cover the extra chemicals needed
8. Liz Taylor is calling you out
7. On your day off, you visit Sea World; Shamu is intimidated and won't perform
6. Only half of you face can fit on the jumbo screen at the ballpark
5. Tom Arnold starts hitting on you
4. Your Spinning Class instructor has you walk to the fictitious location of the exercise
3. You're confused - Is the mirror in your dressing room a regular mirror or a fun house mirror?
2. Bakeries keep sending you heavily frosted layer cakes, looking for a product placement
1. Okay to be fat; New study shows it!
9. Your dry cleaner starts charging you double, to cover the extra chemicals needed
8. Liz Taylor is calling you out
7. On your day off, you visit Sea World; Shamu is intimidated and won't perform
6. Only half of you face can fit on the jumbo screen at the ballpark
5. Tom Arnold starts hitting on you
4. Your Spinning Class instructor has you walk to the fictitious location of the exercise
3. You're confused - Is the mirror in your dressing room a regular mirror or a fun house mirror?
2. Bakeries keep sending you heavily frosted layer cakes, looking for a product placement
1. Okay to be fat; New study shows it!
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