Friday, July 22, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How Hewlett Packard Told 14,500 They Were Being Laid Off

10. Candy Grams

9. CEO Mark Hurd told the 14,500 to wear pink on Tuesday for a special announcement

8. Code words buried in President Bush's primetime announcement

7. Recruitment letter from Microsoft, expressing thoughts on "your recent job loss"

6. Looked on new Google Maps and saw that their offices were gone

5. Op-Ed piece by Joe Wilson in the San Jose Mercury News

4. Had Sudan President Lt. Gen. Omar el-Bashir's staff do it, roughing up a few employees in the process

3. Karl Rove leaked it

2 2. Secret program hidden inside Grand Theft Auto videogame

1. Brought back Carly Fiorina for a day

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