Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Pay and Revenue Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Give Up

10. Nutrition Supplements will have to come off the menu at State House cafeteria

9. Subscription revenues from his special 'Conan The Barbarian' newsletter

8. Well, Ballco is just about out-of-business, so was going to lose that anyway

7. Winnings he gets off special tips at Bay Meadows

6. Can't get paid anymore for being bodyguard when wife is working on assignment

5. The $5 Friday Feel Up where anyone can come into the Governor's office and touch his muscles

4. Will have to take his used, smelly gym clothes off eBay

3. 15% Fee imposed for managing his children's allowance

2. Can't get out of automobile to scrounge for loose change dropped at the Golden Gate BridgeToll Booths anymore

1. No more charging tourists visiting Capital to hear him say "I'll Be Back"

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