Monday, July 18, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Ways To Tell Your Next Door Neighbor May Be Involved In The CIA Leak Case

10. You find neighbor - and yourself - being quoted in Robert Novak's column

9. Scott McClellan has no trouble telling media you were involved

8. Bloggers are saying nasty things about you and have posted photos of your house

7. President Bush deems you haven't been loyal enough and gets you fired

6. Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald threatens you with jail if you don't give up your neighbor's sources

5. Reporters are badgering you for your wife's name

4. Karl Rove writes an Op-Ed piece, accusing you of helping your neighbor trying to sell yellow-cake uranium to Iraq

3. You get a note from Judith Miller, telling you not to worry, she won't give you up

2. Bernard Goldberg says he's going to list you in the squeal - 'Another 100 People Who Are Screwing America'

1. Neighbor comes over to borrow a cup of suger and stays an hour, smearing Joe Wilson

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