10. A black hat and trench coat, ala Jack Abramoff
9. That duck, or whatever-it-was, dress of Bjork's
8. Any kind of suit or outfit made from salami
7. Groucho Marx glasses and nose
6. Dennis Rodman's wedding dress
5. Loofahs (Note: Bill O'Reilly has a waiver)
4. Leather bustier (but only if Justin Timberlake is around)
3. Anything close to resembling Michael Moore
2. Like the gay cowboy from 'Brokeback Mountain'
1. As a compassionate Conservative (though, likely, the Capital Police won't recognize you)
9. That duck, or whatever-it-was, dress of Bjork's
8. Any kind of suit or outfit made from salami
7. Groucho Marx glasses and nose
6. Dennis Rodman's wedding dress
5. Loofahs (Note: Bill O'Reilly has a waiver)
4. Leather bustier (but only if Justin Timberlake is around)
3. Anything close to resembling Michael Moore
2. Like the gay cowboy from 'Brokeback Mountain'
1. As a compassionate Conservative (though, likely, the Capital Police won't recognize you)
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