Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Ways U.S. and Israel Plan On Destabilizing Hamas-Led Palestinian Government

10. Force them to go on "American Idol" and get humiliated

9. Israel will take the $50-$55-million collected in taxes and customs duties and go blow it in Las Vegas

8. Release Ann Coulter loose on them

7. Disrupt or shut down their Blackberries

6. Get Rick Tocchet and Janet Jones to start gambling ring in Palestine and bleed them dry with bad odds and rigged games

5. Recommend the hire Michael Brown to head up their Disaster Response Department

4. Let Craigslist handle their apartment rental listings

3. Israel will send Hamas leadership DVD of Spielberg's "Munich" and tell them he's working on sequel called "Gaza"

2. Manufacture and plant evidence in other Muslim countries that Danish cartoons were really drawn by Hamas

1. Inviting Hamas leaders quail hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney

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