Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 26 March 2006

Left off the Vice Presidential Downtime Requirements rider was Dick Cheney's sometimes preference to be greeted at his location by a regiment of dress uniform-clad cadets, in salute pose

And speaking of being left off, former Attorney General-turned Lobbyist John Ashcroft said he was "disappointed" that Cheney hasn't required that his song, "When Eagles Soar" be playing when he enters his hotel room and has offered to donate copies of the music to the Vice President's travel team









Lambasted, justly so, by MSNBC's Countdown Host Keith Olbermann, for criticizing the media for only showing the violence in Iraq, saying that “it was not only unforgivable of her; it was desperate and it was stupid,” conservative radio talk show host Laura Ingraham announced that she will adopt the Bill O'Reilly policy of dumping any caller into her show who mentions Olbermann's name. Ingraham would not say if she will also have Fox News Security follow up and harass the callers

"I'm outta here!", said Bullseye, the Target Department Store icon and mascot, after abruptly resigning. Rumors suggest that Bullseye may be joining the "South Park" show, replacing the character of "Chef" and aiding the cast in their fight against the Super Adventure Club

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad shocked just about the entire world, when he said that he can "relate and empathize" with President Bush. saying that "the American Media doesn't give me very good coverage either ... They don't show the good things that are happening ,,,"

Signs of trouble are brewing in the State Department, as, privately, employees, and staff of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice say that are being harassed.

Reports are that Rice so openly is coveting the job of Commissioner of the National Football League, that she has taken to walking around the building, interrupting meetings, badgering people on telephone calls, to hand out autographed footballs