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10. I’ll give it about three-days before the
9. Will not change longtime historic motto to “All The Scents Fit To Stink”
8. Be careful if you ask Friedman for any opinions - He’ll only change his mind about three times over it
7. If you get any calls from former NYT reporter Judy Miller, hang up - She doesn’t have any reliable sources on caches of “Perfumes of Mass Destruction in
6. Won’t be long before
5. Especially since news hit the President Bush likes fart jokes, advised not to go around newsroom, asking people to “smell my wrists”
3. Thoroughly briefed on the Jayson Blair period; Creating own perfumes will not be tolerated and will be cause for termination
2. Don’t expect Keller to sit on any “big, hot perfume pieces” - He only does that for the White House
Hmmm ... Can you say Times Select Smellorama!
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