10. Lay low on the terror alerts, between now and the Midterm Elections
8. Do any more web searches on AOL
6. Miss the chance to tie the War On Terrorism with the Cold War by classifying all the strategic weapons in our nuclear arsenal
5. Ever think about criticizing new “Monday Night Football color commentator Tony Kornheiser
4. Why waste a veto - just keep issuing Signing Statements
President Bush says his song won't change, "so long as I am President"