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Along with attempting to break into the automobile carrying self-confessed Ramsey suspect John Mark Karr (photo below), Cosby is said have thrown a violent tantrum when
The White House has reached an agreement with Verizon, giving them unlimited use of the trademark tagline "Can You Hear Me Now?" in their new PR effort to rebrand their failed Iraq policy with the new fight against Islamic-Fascists and linking, with speeches this past week by Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, critics of the President and his policy with Neville Chamberlain and other Nazi appeasers for the stretch run of the upcoming Midterm elections
In the "It's the thought that counts" department, the new bumper sticker (above), promoting "Honk if Pluto is still a planet" has been causing havoc on the nation's roadways. A spokesperson of the Department of Transportation said that incidents of accidents and roadrage have "exponentially increased" since the bumpers stickers began appearing
In a related matter, NASA says they have been flooded with applicants, from "all walks of life" volunteering to be put in space to either "picket the solar system" over the demotion of Pluto's planet status, or are seeking to relocate and move to Pluto, in order to build it back up to planet size
Scientists are baffled and believe it may be yet another sign of the advancement of Global Warming, when in
Katherine Harris said this week that God has already told her, if she loses her bid to be elected to the Senate, that she should immediately change her career and become a horseracing jockey
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Just found The Garlic
Very funny stuff ... Good Work
Jean-Pierre
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