Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took ...
Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for ...
Sam Cooke's "Wonderful World (Don't Know Much)
We have already noted that Stumblin' Bumblin John McCain is The Gift That Refuses To Stop Itself From Giving, and early on in this campaign, he continues to come through in flying colors.
Spectacular flying colors.
The speech last week, the one that would have stumped and mystified Leonard Pinth Garnell, leaving the tart-tongued reviewer "deliciously absent of proper condemnation", but one example (and inside it, this little nugget).
And, of course, first, Scott McClellan's book, and now the Senate Intelligence Report, is blowing holes you could drive the Straight Talk Express bus through on SB John's Iraq position.
So, what's this week latest installment?
Only This ...
McCain thinks Putin is the President of Germany
Did it slip under-the-radar, that the McCain Camp has hired Miss Teen South Carolina for their Foreign Policy team?
Or, did The Commander Guy throw some help to him, teaching him on how to use The Google?
Or, Mark Penn, to draw up their maps?
Frankly, Barack Obama can likely set his schedule to only go out campaigning part-time, as long as Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain continues to make public appearances and speeches.
But for you Die Hard Stumblers and Bumblers, you can look forward, if he does manage to Stumble and Bumble his way into the Oval Office, to this;
McCain: 'I will veto every single beer'
Like we've been saying, this is going to be an awful lot of fun ...