News Item: New McCain Ad Attacks Obama As A "Celebrity"
10. The Biggest Somalian-dressed candidate in the World
9. The Biggest Defeatocrat in the World
8. The Biggest Bitter Person in the World
7. The Biggest Worst Bowler in the World
6. The Biggest Friend of William Ayers in the World
5. The Biggest American with a Muslim name in the World
4. The Biggest Arugula Eater in the World
3. The Biggest Ears in the World
2. The Biggest “Arrogant” Martini Drinking Country Club Member in the World
1. The Biggest Cousin of Dick Cheney in the World
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