Top Ten Cloves: Things Joe Scarborough Likes To Eat and Wear When Sitting At Computer

News Item: Scarborough Defends McCain, Criticizes Bloggers ‘Eating Cheetos’ In Their ‘Underwear’


10. After the tip from his former colleague David Vitter, just a diaper

9. Just like John McCain, donuts, with sprinkles

8. A wig, pearls, an older lady's dress, (and pretend that he's Andrea Mitchell)

7. A couple big batches of Fried Squirrel!

6. Not just at the computer, but on the Morning Joe set, Mika Brzezinski's shoes

5. That showgirl outfit that Rudy Guiliani wore

4. He's more of a pretzel man ... Pretzel Sticks ... Especially the big, thick, really salty ones ...

3. Sometimes, only his dress shoes, but he likes to sit with a wide stance

2. Made from a recipe that Duncan Hunter gave him, some good Gitmo Fried Chicken

1. Two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, head mask, and a dildo in the anus covered by a condom



















Bonus Morning Joe Jerk Riffs

Matthew Yglesias: The Party of Cheetos

Spencer Ackerman: But We The Future — Whitney Houston Told Me It’d Take More Than A Bullet In The Heart To Hold Me Back

TeddySanFran: Scar-ification

Huffington Post: Joe Scarborough Walks Off MSNBC's "Race To The White House" After Exchange With Rachel Maddow

John Amato: David Shuster smacks The Scar over his trying to pump “Bush’s foreign policy” as successful