Monday, April 06, 2009

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Tim Geithner Will Fire Bank CEO's

News Item: Geithner Grows A Spine!

10. Use them as Human Shields, when Obama goes to speak at Notre Dame

9. Throws'em in Debtors Prison

8. Put them through the Obama Team Vetting process - They'll quit after months of frustration, waiting ...and waiting ...and waiting

7. Label them as Toxic Assets so they will move in the upcoming auctions

6. Rounds'em all up and ships them to Sweden

5. Beats them to within an inch of death with a new, giant bailout check

4. Gets Rush Limbaugh to take them out of town with him

3. Hires Rick Santelli to browbeat them, yelling and screaming, until they run out the door

2. Have one of his staff do the deed ... Oops!

1. Well, actually, before he does any firing, he has to talk Larry Summers, and get approval for the plan

Bonus Secretary of the Treasury Timothy "What's that, Lassie? (Woof, woof!!) Timmy Geithner's in the well?!!" Geithner Riffs

James Doran: US watchdog calls fo
r bank executives to be sacked

Henry Blodget: The Question Tim Geithner Refuses To Answer

John Carney: Geithner Wrong, Crap Assets Correctly Priced, Say Harvard And Princeton Profs

Jeffrey Sachs: The Geithner-Summers Plan is Even Worse Than We Thought

Robert Reich: Will Geithner Fire Corporate

Glen Greenwald: Larry Summers, Tim Geithner and Wall Street's ownership of government

Mike Madden: Pay no attention to the treasury secretary behind the curtain ...President Obama figures out the key to selling his economic policies: Hide Tim Geithner

1 comment:

Vincetastic said...

This is a really great top ten list, #4 is the best, would love to see Rush get involved. You can post this to our site and then link back to your site. We are looking for top ten lists and our users can track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.