News Item: Poll: Majority Of Republicans Think Obama Didn't Actually Win 2008 Election -- ACORN Stole It!
10. Smuggling a baby Barack Obama, out of Kenya, and forging a fake Hawaiian Birth Certificate
9. Sinking of The Maine
8. It was ACORN who gave Senator Larry Craig a wide-stance
7. Katie Couric asking Sarah Palin tough questions, like, "What books or magazines do you read?"
6. Acorn planted Congressmen David Vitter's number in the D.C. Madem's phone book
5. Nixon, taking the United States off the Gold Standard
4. Forced Ted Haggard to seek a Masseuse
3. The Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping
2. The Balloon Boy fiasco was really an ACORN Satellite being launched
1. Somehow influenced Bill Belichoke going for it on 4th down
Bonus PartyofNoicans Riffs
Spencer Ackerman: A Paucity Of Explanations
Steve M - ACORN: THE OTHER SUPERVILLAINS WITH SUPERPOWERS
Glenn Greenwald: The unconstitutionality of the congressional GOP's ACORN obsession