Showing posts with label Ass-O-Matic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ass-O-Matic. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dorothy Rabinowitz, You Didn't Listen ...

Oh boy, do we ever need that Ass-O-Matic.

Nearly two years ago, we warned, we cautioned, Dorothy Rabinowitz, she of the Murdoch Street Journal, as she raved and ranted on how innocent Scooter Libby was, that it wasn't safe, it wasn't practical, for her to go around with her head stuffed up her ass, and, judging by today's column, she just didn't listen.

Rabinowitz's column today, well, it's almost as if she played "Mad Libs" with a Rush Limbaugh transcript, or, perhaps, the daily talking points from the PartyofNoicans, or Faux News.

It's all the running meme of the past week ...

Obama's "Apology Tour" ... Obama is making the country unsafe ... First, by shaking hands with Hugo Chavez, and then, coming home and spilling the beans, releasing the Bush Grindhouse Torture Memos ...

About the only thing Rabinowitz didn't place in the article was a ripe one about Obama's Birth Certificate.

It's so lame, it's so over-the-top, I don't want to provide any snips of it.

You can thank me, for not wasting any seconds, or minutes, of your time.

So ... Dororthy ... Again ...

Either pull your head out of your butt, or explain how you can still drink the Kool-Aid, with your head so far up there ...


Friday, June 22, 2007

Clock's Ticking Again - Some More Heads To Be Pulled Out of Asses ... Step Right Up Dorothy Rabinowitz ... And Richard Cohen


Just when we thought it would be safe ... They put their heads right back in it ...


Too bad Ronco is in bankruptcy ... Perhaps we could have had Ron Popeil come up with something ... The Ass-O-Matic, or some such device, that could help these dwarfs, finks, phonies and frauds.

I wanted to stay away from all the knuckle-dragging neonitwits and hardcore rightwingers, who believe the verdict against felon I. Lewis 'Scooter" Libby is the biggest injustice since a well-known cross hanging on Mount Calvary.

There was no underlying crime ... The Special Prosecutor was illegal ... Overstepped his authority ...

Bah-Bah ... Woof-Woof ...

One point they make, that can be agreed with, is Libby shouldn't have been the only one charged with a crime ... Cheney and Rove, at minimum, should have been paraded in a perp-walk on this one ...

BUT SCOOTER LIBBY LIED TO INVESTIGATORS, LIED TO A GRAND JURY AND OBSTRUCTED THE INVESTIGATION!!!

AND HE GOT CAUGHT!!!
So, as we instructed John Fund recently (on a different matter), step up to the line, Dorothy Rabinowitz, and pull your head out of your ass ...

And, don't you shy away there, Richard Cohen ...

The Runaway Train That Hit Scooter Libby? ... Forget about the train, you weren't even close to the station

As soon as Dorothy is finished, it's your turn

Links

A Tale of Two Prosecutors - Mike Nifong is punished, but Patrick Fitzgerald isn't.

The Runaway Train That Hit Scooter Libby

Special Nod To Firedoglake, for a bit of inspiration

Meet Dorothy Rabinowitz

Joe Klein's stirring defense of Lewis Libby

Right-wing noise machine: Plame not covert















Ron, if you can, come up with an "Ass-O-Matic" or something that these dwarfs, finks, phonies, frauds can use ... There's only going to be more of them ...