The Garlic's 2007 Sounds of Christmas

In what will likely become an annual tradition, The Garlic has had its ear to-the-ground, wide and far, to bring to you the Sounds of Christmas. Who's listening to what to get into the holiday spirit (and I do realize, using the phrase "holiday spirit" versus "Christmas spirit" may bring upon me Bill O'Reilly's war machine)

While you're reading, click on to listen to Louis Prima, and his What Will Santa Claus Say (When He Finds Everybody Swingin')


President Bush (and his Telcom Buddies) - Angels We Have Heard On High

President Vice President Dick Cheney - Silent Night

Condoleezza Rice - I Wonder As I Wander

Dana Perino - What Is Santa Claus? (Stan Kenton version)

Paul Wolfowitz - I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm

Donald Rumsfield - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby - I'll Be Home For Christmas

Blackwater USA - Sleigh Ride

Mitt Romney - O Come All Ye Faithfull

William Kristol - Little Drummer Boy

Michelle Malkin - What Child Is This

CIA agent John Kiriakou - Hark The Herald Angels Sing

Lou Dobbs - White Christmas

Howard Krongard - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

French President Nicolas Sarkozy - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg - Our Little Town


Bonus Xmas Links

Garlic Christmas Special - David Sedaris Christmas Letter

Twas The Night Before The New Congress

Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Twelfth Day

Garlic Special - The Sounds of Christmas

To get into the swing of the season, The Garlic took a very informal survey of what people were listening to, in regards to Christmas Music.

We can trust that Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly is blasting it 24/7 but who else was out there groovin’ to the Sounds of the Season.

Here’s a brief sampling;

President Bush - Go Where I Send Thee

Mary Cheney - I’ve Got My Love To Keep Me Warm

Donald Rumsfeld - Little Drummer Boy

Condoleezza Rice - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Judith Regan - I’ll Be Home For Christmas

KKK, David Duke, Michael Richards - White Christmas

Medellin Cocaine Cartel - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

Al Qaeda - Sleigh Ride

Existentialists - What Is Santa Claus? (Stan Kenton version)

Emmanuelle - O Come O Come Emmanuel

Eddie Murphy - What Child Is This

Former Wal-Mart VP of Marketing Communications Julie Roehm - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Former Sectary of the Interior Gale Norton - O Tannenbaum

(We Wanna See) Santa Do the Mambo