Couldn't leave this one sitting in the files.
I don't know if the American political landscape has ever seen a bigger optimist since, oh, I don't know, probably Harold Stassen.
Let it be known, on this day, in all the lands afar, that White House Press Secretary Dana Perino is an optimist. In Dana Perino's world, the glass is always, and perpetually, half-full.
If life gives her lemons, she makes Lemon Meringue Pie.
Dana Perino doesn't just tow the party line, she goes out, rents the biggest, strongest, most powerful 18-wheeler, and transports it, unabashed and brimming with confidence.
The Little-Press-Secretary-Who-Could came up with a doozy this past Wednesday.
Stunning ... Breathtaking ... Absolutely incredulous!
Perino barreled down the party-line highway, pedal-to-the-metal, declaring there are - REPEAT - there are health benefits associated with Global Warming;
Perino: ‘There Are Public Health Benefits To Climate Change’ For People Who Die From ‘Cold’
What's next - Operating heavy machinery after taking drugs - "Yes, there are risks, but you have to factor in the increased productivity"
I wonder if Al Gore will cut her into the profits of the sequel - The Inconvenient Health Benefits of Global Warming
She can always claim - again - that "I Didn’t Lie, I Just Had No Idea What I Was Talking About ..."
Dana Perino, Optimist, and The Little Press Secretary Who Could.
Joan Walsh: Perino watch, again
The Carpetbagger Report: White House talks up ‘public health benefits’ of global warming
Jason Linkins - The Gift That Keeps On Giving: Dana Perino Reveals The Awesome Benefits Of Global Warming
Dana Perino's words contradict Bush's fiscal policies
Where did Bush find her? On The Google?