Top Ten Other Things Barry Bonds Didn't Realize He Was Doing

10. Thought Steriods was a new Sci-Fi Video Game
9. Can't understand why the Nigerian Prince hasn't sent the money like he said he would in the email message
8. Wasn't boycotting media - Pills he took made him hear all their questions in Russian
7. Voted for George Bush
6. Was Pete Rose's gambling buddy
5. Had the understanding that the cream he was using would hide wrinkles
4. Got Stock Tips from Martha Stewart
3. Took Viagra also, because he was told it would help him with his bat
2. Honestly thought that was what was meant by 'needling your teamates' in the clubhouse
1. Is in favor of Same-Sex Marriage and got hitched to Jason Giambi