10. Couldn't go to Post Office; Have fear of mad, gun-toting postal workers
9. Busy having fight with Gary Sheffield in rightfield at Fenway Park
8. Use the Chinese calendar - Have three more months before having to file
7. Feels the EZ Form is so easy, IRS should know what my return will say
6. Accidentally threw return in Boston Harbor, during Boston Tea Party Reenactment
5. Had identity stolen; Thought the thief was the one who has to file
4. Already sent it - Mitch Albom says so in his column
3. Believes IRS is "against people of faith" and refuse to send return so government can pay activist judges
2. Busy hunting stray cats in Wisconsin
1. Waiting for call to see if they elected to be new Pope
9. Busy having fight with Gary Sheffield in rightfield at Fenway Park
8. Use the Chinese calendar - Have three more months before having to file
7. Feels the EZ Form is so easy, IRS should know what my return will say
6. Accidentally threw return in Boston Harbor, during Boston Tea Party Reenactment
5. Had identity stolen; Thought the thief was the one who has to file
4. Already sent it - Mitch Albom says so in his column
3. Believes IRS is "against people of faith" and refuse to send return so government can pay activist judges
2. Busy hunting stray cats in Wisconsin
1. Waiting for call to see if they elected to be new Pope
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