10. Complain to President Bush how come American Idol contestants can get votes but he can't?
9. Make prank phone calls to North Korean Leader Kim Jong
8. Trim his moustache - strand-by-strand
7. Visit his local supermarkets to lambaste and scream at the bag boys and cashiers - just to stay in shape
6. Start writing the intelligence reports that he will present in U.N. to allow Bush Administration to invade Syria
5. Give his TIVO a workout, watching the new Paris Hilton commercial
4. Think about job security - pull out of ambassadorship and go for being a federal judge
3. Take a road trip to Ohio and beat the crap out of Senator George Voinovich
2. Meet with architects to begin planning on loping off the top ten floors of the United Nations building
1. Pick up the DVD and watch his favorite film, 'Twelve Angry Men'
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