10. Look, she's holding hands with that woman - must be to get back at her husband
9. Do you believe that - She tried to get me to open a Private Retirement Account
8. I heard she's only over here to get a deal on some rugs and afghans
7. With that Nuclear Option thing, she just wanted to be out of the country
6. Oh man, get the briefing papers out again - she keeps saying "That spy, Jackson Pollack"
5. I wonder if Tom DeLay's lobbyist is paying for this trip?
4. No Mrs. Bush, the Special Rendition cells aren't on the itinerary
3. I heard she had them fly over a DVD of the final episode of Desperate Housewives
2. They thought it was one of her jokes when she said she wanted to see the Dome of the Rock because she likes his movies
1. What time does she flush the Newsweek Magazine down the toilet?
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