Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: What Rafael Palmeiro Is Doing Now That His Season Is Over

10. Waiting for FEMA to come rescue him

9. Checking his list of other players on steroids that he can give to the Commissioner

8. Considering writing a book in hopes that Oprah Book Club picks it up

7. Call up McGwire and say it's time to put the contract out on Canseco

6. Starting to lobby journalists about his Hall of Fame qualifications

5. Trying out some of those new, designer steroids

4. Since President won't do it, no problem now fitting meeting with Cindy Sheehan on the schedule

3. Hmmm … Maybe a handsome, ex-ballplayer can move into Wisteria Lane?

2. Time to meet with lawyer to go over pending Congressional perjury charges

1. Stock up on Viagra and let's start the party!

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