10. Will have to eat the RuPaul endorsement contract
9. Continuing talks with American Family Association; Can offer juicy dirt on Chrysler if they leave Ford alone
8. Scared at least 15% of Ford Executives to stay in the closet
7. Sales people don't have to bother with the "Don't Ask/Don't Tell" part of the pitch
6. Can drop the optional "Mini-Liberace-Chandelier" for special-edition Jaguars
5. Still being hounded by Vatican, to get sales records of any priests that bought Land Rovers or Jaguars
4. Got strong endorsement from Tom Cruise, who said he'll keep driving his Jaguar
3. Working on spinning dropping Gay advertising is part of President Bush's new "National Strategy For Victory In Iraq"
2. Glad boycott called off but knows it will lose about 35% of sales to Conservative Christians who will protest the cancelled Ads
1. Stuck with 25,000 Melissa Etheridge-Edition Land Rovers
9. Continuing talks with American Family Association; Can offer juicy dirt on Chrysler if they leave Ford alone
8. Scared at least 15% of Ford Executives to stay in the closet
7. Sales people don't have to bother with the "Don't Ask/Don't Tell" part of the pitch
6. Can drop the optional "Mini-Liberace-Chandelier" for special-edition Jaguars
5. Still being hounded by Vatican, to get sales records of any priests that bought Land Rovers or Jaguars
4. Got strong endorsement from Tom Cruise, who said he'll keep driving his Jaguar
3. Working on spinning dropping Gay advertising is part of President Bush's new "National Strategy For Victory In Iraq"
2. Glad boycott called off but knows it will lose about 35% of sales to Conservative Christians who will protest the cancelled Ads
1. Stuck with 25,000 Melissa Etheridge-Edition Land Rovers
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