Thursday, December 08, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things Worse Than Ann Coulter Being Unable To Finish Her Speech At College

10. That the college says they'll bring her back to finish speech

9. It will probably spur her book sales

8. Fodder for Hannity & Colmes to harp about for the next two-weeks

7. President Bush thinks of her as a "positive" in his "National Strategy For Victory In Iraq"

6. Actually, President Bush's new Iraq strategy just might allow her to "Christianize the Muslims at gunpoint"

5. Ann Coulter starting a speech

4. She has the potential to actually learn how to write and speak intelligently some day

3. Likely to become a Bill O'Reilly "Talking Points Memo"

2. In what has to be a sign of the End of Days, she marries Rush Limbaugh and they have children!

1. Since she's on Fox News programs so much, they actually give her a show of her own

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