Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Other News Tidbits About CNN Headline News Anchor Chuck Roberts

News Item: Headline News Anchor: ‘Might Some Argue That Lamont…Is The al Qaeda Candidate?’

10. Already has had conversation about being Media Director, when Lieberman (I+R-CT) announces running for 2008 GOP Nomination for President

9. Annoyed that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's New Blog is getting more press than his own blog

8. Notes got all screwed up, after his Dell Laptop Computer blew up and bust into flames

7. As to the Lamont slam, just thought he’d give a ‘Shout Out” and try to catch the eye of the RNC’s Ken Mehlman

6. Tired of hearing about Katie Couric and her new CBS Evening News anchor job, so decided he’d pump himself up and make his own headlines

5. Told CNN President Jonathan Klein that he got head-butted by Zinedine Zidane just before he went on the air

4. Can back-up that “Ned Lamont is Al-Qaeda’s candidate” - Has the Reuters photograph that proves it

3. Just really bitter that Wolf Blitzer hasn’t used him at all for the Situation Room program

2. Swears President Bush added a Signing Statement to his news copy

1. Owes Ned Lamont an apology and correction; Lamont not Al-Qaeda’s candidate, he’s Hezbollah’s!

Chuck Roberts said that he acted out due to he was tired of hearing about Katie Couric and her new CBS Evening News anchor job, so decided he’d pump himself up and make his own headlines

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