10. If Ellen Burstyn wins, you know the race is on for someone else to get nominated or win for 10-seconds of work
9. I already know who’s going to win tonight - Rich Armitage called me earlier today...
8. I though Bob Newhart was dead already
7. I heard that CBS is going to sign the Spellings, right here, tonight, for a new Survivor - The Spellings War ... Aaron would love it!
6. Thank God he quit and we don’t have to “love Raymond” this year
5. Watch when Julia Louis-Dreyfus goes up on stage ... That wasn’t her Elaine character, that’s the way she really dances
3. Look, over there ... Leary’s saved a bunch of seats for his dead ghost buddies from Rescue Me