Top Ten Cloves: Surprising Discoveries At New Stonehenge Site

News Item: Dig uncovers Stonehenge people's settlement

10. Remarkably, signs that, at least three residents who Scooter Libby spoke to about Valerie Plame before he declared so in his Grand Jury testimony

9. Definitive, but unspecified evidence of Ox-Cart Road Rage

8. Symbols etched in stone, from a Cheneyesque high priest or politician, carping about how "The Scots have Weapons of Total Destruction"

7. Tattered, decaying cookbook, scratched out on leaves: "How To Cook Good British Food People Will Eat"

6. Floorplans so small, researchers believe it was an early Condominium complex, based on a stone etching of dozen of rules

5. Symbols etched in stone, from a Cheneyesque high priest or politician that the war against the Scots has been "enormously successful"

4. Notes, or a list - Hengestone, Hengewall, Stones-In-A-Circle, Hengeapalooza, Stones-In-A-Blanket, Hengesapoppin!

3. Some type of ritualistic, or entertainment, implement, with a faint impression that bears a remarkable likeness to Michael Caine

2. Symbols etched in stone, from a Cheneyesque high priest or politician that he hit a friend in the face with a slingshot

1. A Geico Insurance office













Researchers were startled to find a tattered, decaying cookbook, scratched out on leaves: "How To Cook Good British Food People Will Eat"