Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At The Golden Globes Last Evening

News Item: When Glitz Meets Glamour

10. He won't do it here, but I could see Martin Scorsese at the Oscars saying "You Like Me, You Really Like Me" if he wins one ...

9. And for our next award, Best Hanging Caught By A Cell Phone, the nominees are ...

8. Look, there's Helen Mirren ... And speaking of queens, looks like Ryan Seacrest over there

7. Wait and watch ... Now that she's won an award, there'll be six more shows next year with the word "Ugly" in the title

6. There's a rumor going around that Angelina and Brad are going one-up Madonna and adopt some from here tonight

5. Jesus, Clint Eastwood, he looks so old ... If he wins a Golden Globe, it will have to be a flat one

4. I heard they're giving President Bush a special Golden Globe, for Best Unintentional Willy Loman Impersonation, for his speech last week

3. I wonder if Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice will be hooking up with the Beckhams when they settle in here?

2. I wonder if Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice will be hooking up with the Beckhams when they settle in here?

1. Wouldn't be a hoot if both Mel Gibson and Paula Abdul hit the stage drunk ...