Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Top Ten Cloves: Unexpected Things That Could Happen When You Pray For Rain

News Item: Georgians Pray for Rain ... Literally; Governor Leads a Prayer Vigil for a Rain Storm on Capitol Steps

10. You can't get the music from ''Les Parapluies de Cherbourg' out of your head

9. Bush Grindhouse suddenly finds missing emails

8. Vibe of the pray may be so strong, that French rail workers go on strike

7. Presidential candidates run fear-mongering, idiotic, terrorist television commercials

6. NFL quarterbacks are prone to throwing a lot of interceptions

5. Some asshole thinks Joe Lieberman should be the Republican nominee for Vice President

4. Stalkin' "M-Squared" Malkin and the Rightwing Freakshow calls for a War on Thanksgiving

3. Inexplicably, people dropping dead, stuck inside cat doors

2. Mothers of Presidential Candidates go about dissing the Mormons

1. Fox News gets sued (please, pray for a 40-day rain if that's what can happen!)

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