Retro Garlic: Did D.B Cooper Jump Out of Hillary's Plane In Bosnia?

Oh, I'm sorry, I misspoke ... I've been sleep-deprived and, I do write millions of words, so, there is the chance I that I am human, and will misspeak at times.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that if Hillary Clinton was on the same plane with D.B. Cooper, than, she would have left the plane, he wouldn't be her co-passenger, that's for sure.

Of course, D.B. Cooper couldn't have jumped from Hillary Clinton's plane, it was a different time, different place (though, we're sure, he would have ducked his head and ran for the cars).

Well, after raising an eyebrow, that the FBI was putting resources and manpower on a 37+ year-old case, still the only unsolved hijacking, stunningly, new evidence has, allegedly, surfaced.

Has DB Cooper's drop zone been located?

Some kids pulled a parachute out of the ground near Vancouver in Clark County, and now the FBI is working to determine if it may have been one of the chutes used by infamous skyjacker DB Cooper.

The chute was unearthed as their father was plowing for a new road and now the FBI in Seattle is analyzing it to see if it matches a reserve chute left behind by DB Cooper when he hijacked a Northwest Orient Airlines 727 on November 24, 1971 during a flight between Portland and Seattle.

The Retro Part ...

D.B. Cooper Is Barbarosa ... Or Is It Barbarosa Is D.B. Cooper?