Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: Things John McCain Will Do Friday Evening, Instead of Debating Barack Obama

News Item: McCain Calls for Debate Delay to Focus on Financial Crisis

10. Practice sending emails and using The Google

9. Teach Sarah Palin something ... Anything!

8. Work on his Electric Car Battery

7. Write up some new POW-POW-POW excuses

6. Call Phil Gramm back, for advice, and promise, on this call, he'll stop whining

5. No speeches ... No dinners ... No appearances ...Campaign suspended ... Time to hit the casinos!

4. Start reading Alan Greenspan's book

3. Bring in Bobby Jindal to exorcise his campaign

2. Help Rick Davis sort out his Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac payments

1. Review, and think about which of his seven house he wants to live in, after he loses in November

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