Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: Possible Surprising Things Barack Obama Will Do With His Paid Infomercial This Evening

News Item: IT'S JUST A LONG AD...

10. Grills Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig, for not postponing the Game 5 earlier

9. Reads Cindy McCain's recipes, and makes one, baking it on-air

8. Spends the half-hour robo-calling all the McKKKain staff

7. Comes out in drag, as Sarah Palin, and spends the half-hour reprising her interview greatest hits

6. Take us on a guided tour of McKKKain's seven homes

5. Brings Joe Biden out, and they do a "Johnny Carson-Ed McMahon" routine

4. Magic Tricks!

3. Picks up from a few weeks ago, and continues to answer Joe the Plumber's question

2. Shockingly, Obama say he never really wanted to be president, but rather, THIS!

1. Gives updates, every three-minutes, on what's happening on ABC's "Pushing Daisies"

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