Saturday, November 01, 2008

Our Ignorant Dolt of the Week ... Elizabeth Dole!

Liddy Dole ... C'mon down!

You are The Garlic's Ignorant Dolt of the Week, rubbing elbows with our previous winners, one of your colleagues, Michele Bachmann, and Republican Hack, Brad Blakeman.

It was a tough choice this week ... Liddy Dole, clearly, took the early lead, with her soon-to-be-campaign-folklore "Godless" campaign ad, but Mommy Moose came charging down the home stretch, with her stunning interpretation of the Constitution, seeking free passes from the media for throwing slime balls, but in the end, the vast soullessness of Liddy Dole won the day.

Why risk the eternal ridicule, Liddy?

I mean, charging your opponent, State Senator Kay Hagen, with being "Godless" is one of the lowest roads you can travel down, especially down there in bible-thumpin' country.

And hiring someone, to tag the end of that "Godless" ad, someone that, maybe, maybe not, sounds like Hagen to say "There is no God", that is way, way beyond the pale - paler than you must look before slathering on your make-up (which brings to mind a killer Barry Crimmins riff, from his "Prevarication Nation", when he hits Mrs. Bob Dole with "Liddy Dole (R- Mayberry) looked great, said little and kudos were again in order for her mortician, a true pro when working with a few gallons of rouge and an airbrush.")

You hired someone to fake Hagen's voice and say the words "There is no God".

This, with the knowledge that Hagen was a Sunday School teacher?

As if the rest of Ad wasn't specious enough - your deliberately lied in it.

It was documented the meeting Hagen attended, or which you cite, wasn't sponsored by Atheists, but rather an member of an Atheist group was also in attendance.

We know (now) how low-rent you are, but are you completely clueless as well?

Haven't you noticed how successful the Dead Campaign Express has been with their smearing association campaign?

Jesus, for all your pathetic, hopelessness, to launch such an ad, look what it got you;

The Charlotte Observer, in an editorial Thursday, noted;

This ad is something else, an attack on a Christian woman's faith against all evidence to the contrary. It is wrong. It may well backfire on Dole.

It has no place in N.C. politics. Unless she admits this egregious, shameful mistake and acts appropriately, Elizabeth Dole has no place in N.C. politics, either.
You're probably a little lucky there, Liddy.

If this was 50, or 100-years ago, being Tar Heel country, you'd probably would be tarred-and-feathered for such a hideous and very un-Christian-like charge.

Hmmm ... Maybe it is time to honor some of those old school traditions ...

Hagen is still kicking your ass.

Dole's Challenger Up In Polls After "Godless" Ad
A new Rasmussen poll, taken Wednesday after the Dole ad began airing, showed Hagan ahead of Dole 52-46. A new survey by Civitas, taken Monday through Wednesday, showed Hagan up by a smaller margin.
And you have given Kay Hagen the righteous hammer to beat you mercilessly, right through Tuesday, the Ninth Commandment;
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor

Well, I suppose you'll find something to do after next Tuesday, that is beyond being our IDOTW.

Hey, your hubby likes to watch television.

Why don't you get one of those Karaoke set-ups, pop in that Osborne song, "One of Us", and maybe, just maybe, you'll get it some day.

Bonus Liddy Dole IDOTW Riffs

Liddy's Slippers - The Truth About Elizabeth Dole

Seth Colter Walls: Dole Ad Fabricates Audio Of Opponent Yelling "There Is No God"

Kevin Drum: North Carolina Watch

Pam Spaulding: Elizabeth Dole unleashes outrageous 'Love of God' ad

Swopa: Elizabeth Dole Spits in North Carolinians’ Other Eye with Another “Godless” Ad

Tennessee Guerilla Woman: Elizabeth Dole Insults Godless Americans; There Goes the Atheist Vote (Video)

Tennessee Logan Murphy: Kay Hagan Sues Elizabeth Dole Over Despicable Ad


GDAEman said...

A picture says a thousand words... and to think everyone has been convinced the Joker was played by Jack Nicholson.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget the Atheist's that have taken offence to this.


Elizabeth Dole,

I am an Atheist who lives in North Carolina and I vote.

I have on the back window of my vehical the words "DOLE IS A BIGOT" right under my Darwin fish.

Let's just say that it's getting LOTS of attention from the folks who are running I85 & I40 between Greensboro & Raleigh.

It will stay there until you either LOSE the election or remove your ads and apologize to the American people for being a Bigot, Hypocrit, & Ignoramous.

Atheist voices NEED to be heard.

Dole's Campaign# 704-633-0014