Top Ten Cloves: Great Things About Obama Taking Over General Motors

News Item: Your Government, Running The Auto Industry

10. Presidential Limo now covered by the new, Government warranty

9. Extra discount if you say you plan to drive your GM car sleeveless

8. Next year, GM Execs get to watch Super Bowl, in the White House, with the President

7. GM employees' children get to play on that great swing set at the White House

6. GM cars, with doors open, about the same span as Presidents' ears

5. Bonus Bonus - When you buy a new GM car, before you drive off the lot, Rick Warren comes and gives it an Invocation

4. Safer Roads - To purchase a GM car, you have to go through a vigorous vetting process

3. GM Executives can now use Air Force One to fly to meetings

2. All GM models will come with Teleprompter installed, as standard equipment

1. Any problems with your GM car? ... Blame Bush!


Bonus Mister Goodwrench President Riffs

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Conor Clarke: Is Obama's Auto Plan "Unprecedented"?

The Anonymous Liberal: Does the Press Corps Understand What Bankruptcy Is?

DownWithTyranny: Is GM Headed For Bankruptcy Afterall?

Megan McArdle: Whither GM?

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