Friday, April 24, 2009

Top Ten Cloves: Dreams Larry Summers Had While Snoozing During White House Meeting

News Item: Larry Summers falls asleep during Obama’s meeting with credit card executives

10. Drifting off thinking about the days when he had that great part-time job

9. That he better stop using Craigslist for massages

8. Since it was a meeting with the Credit Card Industry, the Neiman Marcus catalog

7. What the market here would be for Anal Glue

6. Lunch, with Warren Buffet

5. With all the money he's dishing out, a baseball stadium named after him

4. That he was the one shaking Hugo Chavez's hand

3. Susan Boyle, singing love songs to him

2. Putting Liz Cheney through some SERE training

1. Wondering if the Swine Flu is named after himself

Larry "Mister Sandman" Summers

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