News Item: Major decision: Woods will play Masters
10. Still trying to verify announcement; Woods might be messed up by the early Daylight Savings Time
9. Augusta is one city that he doesn't have a mistress in?
8. Topeka, Kansas said they would diss Google, and name themselves Tiger Woods if he came back
7. Looking to crack, get referenced, in that "shitmydadsays" thing
6. Announcement in error; Tiger just was getting early start on his St. Patrick's Day celebrating
5. Needs a new green sport coat, since wife Elin took a scissors to all his others
4. It's a result of a compromise with Britt Hume
3. Was just waiting until Jay Leno went back to 11:30
2. It was either The Masters, or The Marriage Ref
1. Eric Massa tickled him until he agreed to come back to golf in The Masters
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Hmmm ... I Wonder If Cindy Kisses His Balls ...
Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain is now stumblin' and bumblin' in the world of Golf merchandise.
On his campaign website, there's the John McCain Store, and among the bevy of Stumblin' and Bumblin' items for sale, is a Golf Package (They call it "Father's Day McCain Golf Pack", available for the low, low price of $50).
And with this retail foray, the Stumblin' and Bumblin' staff got a refresher in the "Be careful, you might get what you ask for ..." department.
From John Cole, over on Balloon Juice
High Comedy at the McCain Golf Store
I think the Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain website crew has taken it down, and I don't want to spoil it for ya ...
It's hysterical .. Jump on over there to check it out...
And, Cindy, the kitchen whiz wife...
As we ask in the title, does "Cindy kiss his balls?"
Go Here, to check the legend of that ...
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