Seems that The Washington Post is giving Stephen Hayes a run for his money, of being the Chief Cheney Fluffer, with an enormo article today, essentially, endorsing the Shadow President's view that torture is good.
But it is the Politico article that has rung bells for me;The story -- which seems sure to provoke an intense reaction from the many critics of President Bush's interrogation policies, and comes just before Dick Cheney's appearance, taped Friday, on Fox News Sunday ...
Hmmm ...
I guess with Little Timmy Russert gone, MTP isn't quite the friendly place for Shadow President Cheney to go promote his propaganda (not that David Gregory would, necessarily, do anything different in making Cheney as comfortable as he could, tossing big, ol' Russert-like softballs).
Now granted, the Politico piece notes the interview was taped on Friday.
You have to figure that Shadow President Cheney has his sources, if not given an advance copy outright, so it will be interesting to see how much of it Cheney quotes, or, coincidentally, states in similar, if not the exact same language.
Not as sharp as the old NYT/Judy Miller days, but, you have to figure, not actually still being in power, they have to work a little harder to pull those strings.
And, Little Timmy Russert must be smiling in his grave.
Bonus Links
Greg Sargent - Stephen Hayes: Cheney Himself Didn’t Actually Torture. So There!
DougJ: Post goes pro-torture
Emptywheel: The WaPo Declares Itself Unable to Find the Truth
Melvin A. Goodman - Exposed: The WPost’s One-Sided Account of Torture and Abuse
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Where Did We See This Before?
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Meet The Freakshow Defender
Gregory, 38, celebrated his 30th birthday — complete with cake — aboard George W. Bush’s presidential campaign plane, the assignment that solidified his stature as a network rising star.
And to think, Stumblin' Bumblin' John McKKKain only rated donuts.
If it's Sunday, and if it's David Gregory, it's Meet The Freakshow Defender!
David Gregory, the fourth, from the lost episode, of 'My Three Sons', gets the A-Ticket.
I think Bob Cesca hit this one good;David Gregory will be the permanent host of Meet the Press. Expect many more years of false equivalencies and fake balance.
Rumors abounded, and now Mike Allen, another pantheon of objective journalism, is confirming that "Stretch" (that's The Commander Guys affectionate moniker for him) is going to take over Little Timmy Russert's job, being, not making phone calls, not asking needed, uncomfortable questions, unless it's a long winded "Gotcha" softball, with the on-screen quotes.
Errr, excuse me, he's talked about being named host of NBC's dinosaur, Meet The Press.The title of “moderator” — unique in network news — reflects the 61-year history of “Meet” as the premier forum for Washington insiders to talk to the country and each other.
Yeah, you certainly don't want to break tradition of 61-years of a boring, and boorish, white guy anchoring the show
And, heaven forbid, if there's not a network "news" show where Washington insiders can sit and talk, free from actually having to be held accountable for any policies or actions they undertook, rather, let's give them a "premier forum" to regurgitate their self-serving talking points, without any needlesome, penetrating questions.
Yep, Karl Rove's dancing partner will slide right into Little Timmy Russert's chair like it's a custom-fit Isitoner glove.
For instance;David Gregory cherry picks polls to favor McCain
David Gregory Worries About Obama’s Glow
Ignoring McCain's efforts to satisfy conservative base, NBC's Gregory touted McCain's "brand" as "being a maverick and being anti-politics"
Gregory: Bush ‘didn’t jump to invade Iraq’ after 9/11
NBC's David Gregory thinks we just need to "strip away" Ann Coulter's inflammatory rhetoric to listen to her points
Hmmm ... Stretch having a few bad days, or, perhaps, a defining pattern, his "journalistic fingerprint"?
Oh, you want something a little more recent?
From Todd Gitlen's "Meet the Shallows"; Here he was his penetrating question of Sen. John Thune (R, SD) at midnight after Sarah Palin's St. Paul speech: "Senator [John] Thune, was a star born here tonight with Sarah Palin?"
Charter member of the Mommy Moose Fan Club
As with most of Gregory's time on television, the only thing missing is his red, GOP pom poms.
Just what we need, for another decade, or so, assuming, certainly, that 'Meet The Press" remains that "premier forum" for Washington Insiders to talk to each other, for it sure doesn't sound like David Gregory is going to rock that swift boat.
Looks like I'll have an extra free hour come Sunday mornings.
Bonus Stretch Riffs
Andrew Malcolm: Looks like David Gregory gets Tim Russert's chair on 'Meet the Press'
The Heretik: No Doubt
Tina Brown: Washington's Other Transition ... How is it Obama can fill a Cabinet faster than NBC can replace Tim Russert?
Everybody, Give A Big Hand! ... Let's Welcome NBC's David Gregory To The Freak Show!
Developing Story - MSNBC Making Pitches To Become Eulogy Channel
Sunday, June 15, 2008
We've Gone Well Past The 15-Minutes Thing ...
I believe we may be witnessing historic television evolution.
With the 24/7, non-stop cheerleading of Tim Russerts' career, I suspect MSNBC has taken the bold, innovative step of doing a live, in-real-time Doc Block.
On one hand, it was "Lock-Up America", with their non-stop, talk-to-anyone-who-passed-by-Tim Russert, barrage of patting Russert, and themselves, on the back.
On the other hand, that Russert would be the subject of a Doc Block is, to some degree, apropos.
The MSNBC Doc Blocks, typically, focus on the sleazy, or the underside of society's belly.
Russert's brand of journalism certainly fits those requirements.
Whether it was "grilling" a candidate for office, or fluffing a sitting Vice President, Russert rarely went beyond the line of a junior high journalism class, dressed up by slick camera angles and pop-up "gotcha" graphics.
If the 5 W's are the bedrock of journalism, Russert, lazily, maybe, paid attention to two, or three.
But, if you've tuned into MSNBC (or NBC) these past few days, the parade of talking heads, present and former colleagues, competitors, you would be lead to believe that Russert not only was the first to talk about politics on television, but that he invented both the political and television universe.
One, falling after another (perhaps, in some case, pushing the platitudes through clenched teeth, for fear of retribution), were only a few decibels below Billy Mays, in hawking Russerts work, his work ethics, the "job he did".
Russert has been so pumped up by his adoring colleagues, I fully expect to see a grinning replica of the former MTP host flying high over this years' Macy Thanksgiving Day parade.
Tbogg, over on Firedoglake, hit the nail on the head, with his observation "I'd hate to think that we're going into this political season and all of his talking head peers are going to be wearing a "TR" patch on their sleeves as if the election is all about them and we should be voting because "Tim would have wanted it that way".
"He was hard working ... He did his homework ... He was prepared ..."
What, no credit for breathing, or tying his shoes in the morning?
The sun didn't rise on Russert's cue?
NBC, long ago, should have renamed the program "Meet The Party Line", "Meet The Gatekeeper", or perhaps, "Meet The Ultimate Insider".
The show could have, just as easily, been taped on a patio down on Martha's Vineyard, tall drinks with little umbrellas stationed on the table, as in its' Washington studio.
Week, after week, the nearly identical onslaught of seemingly cloned media and political elites, the insiders, fellow gatekeepers and corporate media scribes, who sat at the table, pontificating on who was in, who was out, much to the orchestration of the "son of Buffalo".
Much was made in this never-ending tribute (if Russert gets this, what happens on the sad day that Walter Cronkite passes away? To even come close, the entire world will have to shut down) of Russert being at the top.
His narrow guest list and even narrower topics certainly cemented that platitude.
As Barry Crimmins noted today, in his excellent "Overkill" post;Many of these people referred to Russert as a "journalists' journalist" and as "the most important person in the Washington media," and it's likely they believed what they were saying. If Russert deserved the title of Washington Journalist of the Era, it sure was a nasty thing to point out about someone whose corpse had yet to cool. Because during Russert's reign as NBC News Washington Bureau Chief and Meet the Press host, about the only thing politicians were held accountable for was one blow job. Other than that, the treasury has been privatized, our country has been marched into two violent quagmires, the rich have gotten richer and the poor have gotten stomped, and the Bill of Rights has been shredded and tossed as confetti at a tickertape parade celebrating jingoism.
Russert as the "Everyman"
Boy, did that ever get displayed, by a somber Chris Matthews on Friday evening, beaming in from France.
Keith Olbermann, anchoring the first 100-hours, or so, of the Russertpalooza, asked Matthews, for his reaction, recollections, etc.
And Matthews, I assume, was attempting to praise Russert, ended up, IMHO, as shitting all over him, stating the obvious, known to the many who don't drink the MTP and/or corporate media Kool Aid.
Matthews waxed on about how Russert was the "everyman", how he broke things down so the guy on the street could understand things and then put forth, how he and Russert were speaking, with Matthews asking Russert, alluding to his own skepticism, how Russert could support the Iraq War, and citing Russert's answer as "the nuclear thing", that if "they had a nuclear bomb".
Matthews chose to use that to cement Russert's "everyman" legend, I think.
Other than the two, very recent publications - Scott McClellan's book, and the Senate Intelligence Committee's report - that exposed the lies of the Bush Grindhouse, lies already years-old and known to a significant percentage of the world.
Along with unwittingly defining the how hapless Russert was, Matthews also reaffirmed Cheney's offices' assessment that Russert was a pushover, that he'd eat up whatever they put out like happy soup.
Here's Crimmins, again, on Russert's "Everyman" mirror;True to his roots, Russert worked hard -- he worked hard for the man who let him sit in the private dining room and taught him which fork to use for the salad. But what was his job beyond fitting in? And did he even know he was doing it? It always seemed to me that his job was to appear to be a tough journalist while never actually scratching the surface of what was really going on. For doing this he got status, celebrity and wealth. Again and again his response was to say "what a country!" But he never probed very deeply into the country that allowed his hometown of Buffalo to oxidize. Speaking of the upstate NY city, Russert was all Chamber of Commerce and professional sports booster but never one to draw attention to the crushing poverty found in our nation's second poorest city. Russert seemed to think enthusiastic boosterism was all Buffalo needed and that's all it ever got from its favorite son.
And Russert, for his status as "Everyman" sure could play the holier-than-thou role when he came across a guest, rather obviously, he didn't like, or otherwise respect.
That was never more evident when Russert interviewed (or, should we say, looked down on, disapprovingly) the faux presidential candidate, Steven Colbert.
In a word, it was embarrassing.
From The Garlic's On Colbert & Russert: "The citizens of Dresden didn't endure as much of a bombing as this"; "And to be fair to Colbert, Little Timmy was as much the culprit, with attempting to adopt the same persona as Colbert in which to interview this faux candidate.
(You can watch that disaster Here and Here)
Which is most ironic, being that, when Little Timmy is in his own persona, week-after-week, he, pretty much, is a softball-throwing, vice-presidential-favorite, faux newsman anyway.
The citizens of Dresden didn't endure as much of a bombing as this.
Over-the-top, you say?
Russert droned on with an absolutely, going-nowhere Sesame Street riff, complete with holding up a Ernie doll ...
What next?
Can the FCC step in and stop NBC/MSNBC? Are there any violations, decency clauses, something ...
Are we to get the funeral in living color, as well?
A horse-drawn caisson through the streets of Buffalo?
The big cathedral shots, world and business leaders looking somber, the isolated money-shot of a white board and Buffalo Bills cap, sitting lonely, the words 'Russert, Russert, Russert" running down it.
On Friday, Peggy Noonan, the longstanding Reagan Groupie, with enough false sincerity to fill Lake Erie, squeezed out of those upward-tilting nostrils that "this is a loss for the nation".
Some hours later, John Cole, over on Balloon Juice, got it down, perfectly;MSNBC has been running nothing but a 5 hour (and presumably it will go until 11 pm or beyond) marathon of Russert remembrance. CNN has done their due diligence, and Fox news has spent at least the last half hour talking non-stop about him.
Fat Chance.
But let’s get something straight- what I am watching right now on the cable news shows is indicative of the problem- no clearer demonstration of the fact that they consider themselves to be players and the insiders and, well, part of the village, is needed. This is precisely the problem. They have walked the corridors of power so long that they honestly think they are the story. It is creepy and sick and the reason politicians get away with all the crap they get away with these days.
Tim Russert was a newsman. He was not the Pope. This is not the JFK assassination, or Reagan’s death, or the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion. A newsman died. We know you miss him, but please shut up and get back to work.
I do have sympathies for Russert's family, as well as empathy, having lost my father at the same age, only, not suddenly (which, as things were, would have been merciful), but in an almost three-year tangle with the insidious ALS, or Lou Gehrig's disease.
If Russert were only half the great guy, and tremendous family man, as the biblical flood of tributes carry, then, they were a lucky family.
After this display from NBC/MSNBC, it should be out of their system, and there shouldn't be a need to have any of their further election coverage draped in black bunting, and hauling out the hosannas by the pound (don't bet against it , I suppose, is the safe warning).
We've gone well past the 15-minutes thing already ...
Bonus White Board Riffs, Riffs, Riffs
Oliver Willis: Proportion
Emptywheel: At the Risk of Being Churlish
Brilliant at Breakfast: I have nothing more to add to this
Adam Nagourney: Recalling Russert as Political Operative in New York
Steve Benen: If it’s Sunday…
Riding The Woody Allen Train To Last Night's MSNBC Democrat Debate
Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Tim Russert Didn't Ask Scooter Libby About Joe Wilson and His Wife
Little Russ Gone ...
Friday, June 13, 2008
Little Russ Gone ...
My, My, My ...
Timmy Russert has shuffled off to that big, beloved, bilious Buffalo in the sky.
I will, in all likelihood, do a Garlic Obit on this later, tomorrow, or at some point, however, we have to get this down now.
I had been working when the first NYT News Alert dropped in (Fri 6/13/2008 3:29 PM), with the startling news - "Tim Russert Is Dead of a Heart Attack, His Family Says".
WOW!
Talk about it being Friday the 13th!
Since I had the television on, and tuned to MSNBC, I whipped around and they had some flood story on, then David Shuster came back and they went off into a political story (or vice versa) ...
Strange, I thought, that they weren't breaking with the news.
It must have been another 3+ minutes before the blaring graphics and fanfare of "Breaking News" filled the screen, and, while expecting Shuster to level with the news, low-and-behold, it was none other than retired anchorman, Tom Brokaw.
And I immediately began laughing, hysterically.
No, not at the news of Timmy passing away, but rather of the old Saturday Night Live skit, with Dana Carvey impersonating Brokaw, taping, one-after-another, breaking news notices on the death of President Gerald Ford (he hadn't passed away yet).
Unbelievably sublime ... And, hysterical
And here it is;
Links
It's wall-to-wall tributes on the television, as well as out on the World Wide Web.
Will Bunch/Attytood: Tim Russert, 1950-2008
Wonkette: A Video Tribute To Tim Russert, Dead Today At 58
Greg Sargent/TPM - Report: Tim Russert Has Passed Away
Chris Cillizza: On Tim Russert
Andrew Sullivan: Big Russ's Son II
Mediabistro - Death of Tim Russert: CNN and FNC Report
Howard Kurtz and William Branigin: NBC's Tim Russert Dies at 58; Host of 'Meet the Press' Stricken While at Office
Skippy the bush kangaroo: tim russert dead, news lives on
Sunday, February 24, 2008
He's Back! - Nader To The Rescue - Again!
He's Back!
Good thing, I suppose, we have presidential elections every four years, otherwise, we may never hear from (or know what he's up to) Ralph Nader.
This morning, on Little Timmy Russert's Clubhouse (aka 'Meet The Press', which may have had its' own brush with history - If my ears were working properly, it may be the first time in quite awhile that Doris Kearns Goodwin didn't make some kind of Abraham Lincoln analogy), Nader, and his SuperSizeMe ego, announced he is - yawn - running for President - again.
Now, I know that Nader brings up some very valid points, important issues, et all.
And, as I sat there listening to him read off his own talking points, I couldn't help but wonder why he hasn't been more engaged.
When you think back to the big splash (at least, PR-wise) in 2000, when he prevented (but really didn't) Al Gore from winning the presidency, use that as a launching pad to become a congressman or senator? Or, to dig and build a real, viable third party (be it Green, or any other color), a third party that wasn't only about himself, that over these last eight-years, may have been able to place enough candidates, win a smattering of seats, where Nader and his party would have a resounding voice?
No, we have to wait for the sighting, when Nader decides that he, and only he, has all the answers and can be the only one, the chosen one, to ride to the rescue and save the country.
Maybe hitting all those Corvair dashboards is finally catching up to him.
Nader wants to jump in, with only an inflatable tire, to sail and surf on the Obama Tsunami.
Obama has everyone grooving to "Higher and Higher" and now, Nadar wants to change the channel, to Johnny Mathis and "Chances Are".
Don't count on it.
Obama, and his Bullet Train, are speeding down the tracks, with Nader still standing on the platform, at "Too Late-Irrelevant" station (with Hillary standing in the middle of "Missed The Boat" terminal).
While not knowing chapter-and-verse, the Obama demographics, it would seem from all the news reports that he has a good chunk of people and support already locked-up, who, otherwise, may have been open to getting behind the perpetual candidate.
So, give all you got Ralph, including the bluster that is sure to be part of the package.
And, come November Ralph, right after the election, leave a note on where we can find you over the next four-years.
Oh No, He's Back Bonus Nader Riffs
Joe Gandelman: Ralph Nader Will Run For President Again But Faces Different Political Landscape
The Carpetbagger Report: Nader launches fourth unsuccessful presidential bid
James Fallows - Ralph Nader: tragedy to farce
'Meet the Press' transcript for Feb. 24, 2008 - Ralph Nader, David Brooks, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Michele Norris, Chuck Todd
Ralph Nader ... On The Garlic
Monday, October 22, 2007
On Colbert & Russert: "The citizens of Dresden didn't endure as much of a bombing as this"
Colbert may be thinking about changing his name, once again, this time to Col-Boring!
It was pretty brutal, almost to the point of having to reevaluate Rich Little's WHCA Dinner disaster (at least, being thankful that Little Timmy Russert didn't interview Rich as part of the act)
It was complete with awkward pauses, and awkward glances ... The longer it went on, leaving you on edge, and sickened, as if watching some of the Bush Grindhouse's non-torture, torture practices.
We're talking about, of course, yesterday's 'Meet The Press', where the final segment of the show had Little Timmy Russert interviewing faux presidential candidate (who is also a faux news anchor/host) Stephen Colbert.
Now, Colbert has built himself a good gig and continues to inject humor, at times, into his one-joke act.
This "running for president" thing, though, is all about selling - what a surprise - a new book, written by - oh no, another surprise - Stephen Colbert.
And even Colbert himself must know that this thing went old about 10-minutes after he announced it, being he is only running in one state (his home of South Carolina; And he's running on both the Republican and Democratic ballots, apparently, to extend the joke).
But people are taking polls, and taking measure on his electoral chances.
In case you missed it, just above;This "running for president" thing is all about selling - what a surprise - a new book, written by - oh no, another surprise - Stephen Colbert.
As the great satirist Barry Crimmins noted last week, on comedians running for President, or other elective office, "It's been done".
But the MTP bomb ... Phew ... I supposed we should be grateful that Little Timmy didn't book him for the entire hour.
God, drill my teeth, without Novocain, in the middle of an insurance underwriters convention.
And to be fair to Colbert, Little Timmy was as much the culprit, with attempting to adopt the same persona as Colbert in which to interview this faux candidate.
Which is most ironic, being that, when Little Timmy is in his own persona, week-after-week, he, pretty much, is a softball-throwing, vice-presidential-favorite, faux newsman anyway.
The citizens of Dresden didn't endure as much of a bombing as this.
Over-the-top, you say?
Russert droned on with an absolutely, going-nowhere Sesame Street riff, complete with holding up a Ernie doll;"He and Mr. Russert went round and round about his name, too, in one of the wilder moments when Mr. Russert held up a Sesame Street character and asked Mr. Colbert (who now pronounces his name Col-bair rather than his family’s pronunciation of Col-burt) to identify the other half of (fill-in-the blank) and Ernie. And Mr. Russert kept it up, asking why then he shouldn’t pronounce his own name as Russ-air."
How about 'Russ-Rear", as in a horse's ass.
And Stephen ... You don't need MTP ... You have your own show, five nights a week ... You want to sell a book, fine ... Wear a sandwich-board sign ... Or next time, go on Oprah ...
The All-Colbert Link Fest
Wonkette: colbert '08 - Stephen Colbert, Tim Russert Confuse Each Other
Michael J.W. Stickings: Colbert and Russert
Raw Story: Comedian Stephen Colbert explains his Presidential aspirations to NBC's Tim Russert
The Caucus: Colbert: I Am a Candidate (And So Can You!)
Sunday, September 30, 2007
"For The Debate, Mr. Russert, Will You Be Wearing A Suit, Or The Brown Shirt And Jack Boots?"
There was clarity, all right ...
I scoured the news, beyond the shouting headlines of how the top tier candidates wouldn't commit to ending the Iraq Invasion and Occupation in their first terms, and it appears I may have been the only one to noticed the hatchet job Little Timmy Russert pulled during the New Hampshire Democratic Presidential Candidates Debate.
Who was Russert carrying the water for?
Was it the Martha's Vineyard crowd, or did Dick Cheney's office give him marching, or in this case, hatcheting, orders.
Roughly 90+ minutes into the debate, Russert, with a look like someone said to him how much the Buffalo Bills suck, lasered into to candidates Mike Gravel and Congressman Dennis Kucinich, with extremely pointed questioning, that he did not pose to any of the other candidates.
Questioning that carried the tone of "You don't belong here" and "Who do you think you are, running for President."RUSSERT: I wanted to ask Senator Gravel—you talked about running for president of the United States. In 1980, your condo business went bankrupt.
GRAVEL: Correct.
RUSSERT: In 2004, you filed for personal bankruptcy...
GRAVEL: Correct.
RUSSERT: ... leaving $85,000 in credit bills unpaid.
RUSSERT: How can someone who did not take care of his business, could not manage his own personal finances, say that he is capable of managing the country?
GRAVEL: Well, first off, if you want to make a judgment of who can be the greediest people in the world when they get to public office, you can just look at the people up here. Many of them have done very, very well in public office.
I left the Senate no better than when I went in. Now, you say the condo business. I will tell you, Donald Trump has been bankrupt 100 times. So I went bankrupt once in business. And the other—who did I bankrupt? I stuck the credit card companies with $90,000 worth of bills and they deserved it because I used the money...
(LAUGHTER)
They deserved it—and I used the money to finance the empowerment of the American people with a national initiative, so you can make the laws.
Now, Tim, let me just point one thing out. You were asking about special interests.
RUSSERT: You’ve made your point.
GRAVEL: Well, I wanted to make a better point.
(LAUGHTER)
RUSSERT: We’ll leave it at that, because I’ve got to give everyone a chance.
He then turned to Kucinich, with the same look and a glint of "Gotcha" in his eyes.
Fortunately, Kucinch didn't play it for laughs, volleying back and shoving Russert's bullshit back down his throat;RUSSERT: Congressman Kucinich, when you were mayor of Cleveland, you let Cleveland go into bankruptcy, the first time that happened since the Depression. The voters of Cleveland rewarded you by throwing you out of office and electing a Republican mayor of Cleveland.
He missed his time. Little Timmy Russert would probably look quite stylish in a brown shirt.
How can you claim that you have the ability to manage the United States of America when you let Cleveland go bankrupt?
KUCINICH: You know, Tim, that was NBC’s story. Now I want the people to know what the real story was.
I took a stand on behalf of the people of Cleveland to save a municipal electric system. The banks and the utilities in Cleveland, the private utilities, were trying to force me to sell that system.
And so on December 15th, 1978, I told the head of the biggest bank, when he told me I had to sell the system in order to get the city’s credit renewed, that I wasn’t going to do it because, you know, I remember where I came from. I remembered my parents counting pennies to pay the utility bills in one of the many apartments we lived in.
And so I know why I went into public office. I went in to stand up for the people. And the people in Cleveland in 1994 asked me to come back to public life because at that point they expanded a municipal electric system that the banks demanded that I sell.
KUCINICH: And I showed the ability to stand up for the people.
You know, my campaign in ‘94 was “Because he was right.” And people put me in the Ohio Senate for that reason. ‘96, it was “Light up Congress,” as a symbol of saving the municipal electric system. And this year, it’s going to be “Light up America,” because I’m going to challenge those interest groups.
I put my job on the line. How many people would be willing to put their job on the line in the face of pressure from banks and utilities?
As this story gets told, people will want me to be their next president, because they’ll see in me not only the ability to take a stand, but the ability to live with integrity.
Thank you.
Bonus Links You Won't Find On Russert's Little White Board
Jack Shafer: How To Beat Tim Russert; Get inside his head and shake vigorously.
James Wolcott: When White America Wants Answers, Tim Russert Coughs Up the Questions.
Michael Scherer: What you missed while watching the new "Bionic Woman"; Salon watches the latest (1970s TV edition) Democratic presidential debate so you don't have to: A better, stronger, faster Clinton, a kung fu Kucinich and more.





































