Thursday, March 31, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Highlights of First Lady's Trip To Afghanistan

10. Showed First Lady poppy farm her husband used to have a stake in when he was in college

9. All Afghans wanted to know was the inside scoop on Tom DeLay and the ethics charges

8. Since most don't have driver's license, wondered if Paul Wolfiwitz will give them ATM cards when he takes World Bank job

7. Leaned on her brother-in-law and set-up a Time-Share plan between Afghanistan and Florida

6. Asked First Lady how come she doesn't have a Universal Healthcare Plan like Hillary Clinton had when she was First Lady

5. First Lady offered map and directions to where WMD's are hidden in Iraq

4. Clerics taught her how to cane and stone her daughters next time they went out partying

3. Collected hundreds of cell phone numbers of Afghans who want a 'Heads Up' next time husband bombs country

2. Showed her all the caves Osma Bin Laden hid in

1. First Lady got some real bargins on some rugs for the Crawford ranch

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