Friday, April 01, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Special April Fools Headlines We'll Never See


10. Clinton-Lewinsky Set Wedding Date

9. NASA Probe Reveals Moon Landing Staged in New Mexico Desert

8. DeLay Admits Charges, Resigns From Congress

7. Famed Aviator Earhart Found Alive, Living in Milwaukee

6. On Deathbed, G, Gordon Liddy Takes Credit For JFK Assassination

5. Bonds, McGwire, Sosa Appeal To Selig To Give Back Record To Maris

4. Rove Gets 7-Year Sentence For Election Fraud Tampering

3. France Bows To EU Pressure; Official Language Now English

2. OJ Tracks Down Killers, Clears Name

1. Hoffa Autopsy Rules Death By Natural Causes

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