10. Rep Tom Delay levels ethics charges against you
9. Fidel Castro lavishes you with praise in one of his four-hours speeches
8. You get flowers and a giftbasket from the Fab Five, welcoming you to the show - and you're straight
7. Mark McGwire names you as another topic he won't discuss
6. FCC hits you with record fine for indecency
5. Paris Hilton bitch slaps you for giving out her private number
4. President Bush has tapped you for the World Bank post
3. Greta Van Sustren has your photo posted on her Off The Record program, with the graphic 'At Large'
2. A subpeona arrives from Congress, for your large purchases of anabolic steroids
1. U.S. Marshall's show up and slap ankle monitor on you - Martha Stewart has named you as a co-conspirator
9. Fidel Castro lavishes you with praise in one of his four-hours speeches
8. You get flowers and a giftbasket from the Fab Five, welcoming you to the show - and you're straight
7. Mark McGwire names you as another topic he won't discuss
6. FCC hits you with record fine for indecency
5. Paris Hilton bitch slaps you for giving out her private number
4. President Bush has tapped you for the World Bank post
3. Greta Van Sustren has your photo posted on her Off The Record program, with the graphic 'At Large'
2. A subpeona arrives from Congress, for your large purchases of anabolic steroids
1. U.S. Marshall's show up and slap ankle monitor on you - Martha Stewart has named you as a co-conspirator
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