10. Cons Dick Cheney that it's a Vice Presidential tradition to go around all day in green face paint
9. Will have the U.S. Troops dye the Tigris River Lime Green
8. Forces the Secret Service tell him where the little nips of Jameson are hidden
7. What the hell … Fly the White House gang in Air Force One to Dublin for some real corned beef and cabbage
6. Make prank calls to Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams about not being invited to White House
5. Gets Donald Rumsfeld to do his Leprechaun-on-a-flagpole routine
4. Fills the Tidal Basin with Guinness Beer
3. Make prank calls to Tony Blair, disguising his voice to sound like Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams being pissed off about not being invited to White House
2. Scare the hell out of Ted Kennedy; Tells him, by Presidental Order, he's shutting down all the bars in D.C.
1. Stalks Condeleeza Rice all day with 'Kiss Me, I'm Irish'
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