10. Martha Stewart in making jokes about you
9. The court stenographer is knitting
8. The judge keeps mispronouncing your name
7. Defense Exhibit A happens to be the same item as the Prosecution's Exhibit A
6. Only cameras in the room are the court's security system
5. During a sidebar, you hear the judge, the DA and your lawyer discuss the episode of Fat Actress that was on the night before
4. Your own lawyer keeps mispronouncing your name
3. Jury is watching Michael Jackson case on their cellphones
2. Bailiffs want to beat the traffic and ask if they can handcuff you right after lunch
1. Your name happens to be Bernie Ebbers
9. The court stenographer is knitting
8. The judge keeps mispronouncing your name
7. Defense Exhibit A happens to be the same item as the Prosecution's Exhibit A
6. Only cameras in the room are the court's security system
5. During a sidebar, you hear the judge, the DA and your lawyer discuss the episode of Fat Actress that was on the night before
4. Your own lawyer keeps mispronouncing your name
3. Jury is watching Michael Jackson case on their cellphones
2. Bailiffs want to beat the traffic and ask if they can handcuff you right after lunch
1. Your name happens to be Bernie Ebbers
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