Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Mark McGwire Won't Talk About

10. How, early in his career, did sleepovers at Neverland (but Michael never touched me!)

9. Can never get all the words in the Daily Jumble

8. The Lindburgh Baby Kidnapping/Murder

7. When he didn't ask for directions - like his wife suggested - and got lost in Marin County

6. The three-month fling he had with the cute girl from the steroid store

5. That he kind'a liked it when Jose Canseco pulled down his pants

4. First time he tried making lasagna by himself

3. How he still gets excited about going out in costume on Halloween

2. Age 7 - Mr. Puddles (nuf said!)

1. The Future - Hey, the steroids didn't make me a physic!